On Learning of Varoos Moon’s Promotion to the Rank of Eques [Poem]

[Sid Swiftshot]

On Learning of Varoos Moon’s Promotion to the Rank of Eques

(To be sung aloud to the tunes of this cheerful theme).

The house at Upper Swamp Lane 4
(His home) is nicely decorated
With lots of things found in the Store!
His bride, however, is still ’waited!

Varoos Moon, Varoos Moon!
A thirty year old Rose!
Varoos Moon, Varoos Moon!
Prioritizes bros!

Moon: like moonshine made of rum!
Moon: like evenings filled with gambling!
He cashes in a massive sum
Then tipsy journeys home by shambling!

Varoos Moon, Varoos Moon, a man with life at ease!
Varoos Moon, Varoos Moon, the newly made eques!

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(For references of the claims made about the person mentioned in the song, see the full interview here.)

Congratulations and salutes,
Sid Swiftshot

[Equoez]

Congratulations Varoos to your well earned promotion!

[Varoos Moon]

Haha, that is great!
Would be lovley if you may get that poem at some perchament ingame.

great souvenir...