Red Rose

On Learning of Varoos Moon’s Promotion to the Rank of Eques

(To be sung aloud to the tunes of this cheerful theme).

The house at Upper Swamp Lane 4
(His home) is nicely decorated
With lots of things found in the Store!
His bride, however, is still ’waited!

Varoos Moon, Varoos Moon!
A thirty year old Rose!
Varoos Moon, Varoos Moon!
Prioritizes bros!

Moon: like moonshine made of rum!
Moon: like evenings filled with gambling!
He cashes in a massive sum
Then tipsy journeys home by shambling!

Varoos Moon, Varoos Moon, a man with life at ease!
Varoos Moon, Varoos Moon, the newly made eques!

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(For references of the claims made about the person mentioned in the song, see the full interview here.)

Congratulations and salutes,
Sid Swiftshot

Congratulations Varoos to your well earned promotion!

Haha, that is great!
Would be lovley if you may get that poem at some perchament ingame.

great souvenir...